Hey everyone, since my last newspost got 100 comments, I figured I'd make a new one. I don't really have any updates for flash projects, I'm just working on a game about turtleco. I'm also gonna put fluffkomix, k-guare, and sevenseize in it too, along with some really cool people, so don't worry.

Speaking of turtleco, he made this kickass movie about me!
GO WATCH IT NOW
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
520214
It's a beautiful story about how I was born and my magical adventure to meet up with my friends.
You should seriously go watch it, like right now.
seriously, it's cool.
I'm not joking.
it's epic.
cool.

So anyway, buzzwerd invited me to use google wave, and I have a bunch of invites, so if you want one, don't hesitate to ask :)

And Lastly, if you have facebook, and you wanna add me; y'know, for kicks. here

ok, since you made it through all that (or not) here's a picture of me at david's party last night

Journalist interviewed me

Hey everyone, me and SevenSeize are finally submitting our game. and it has medals!

Here's a little walkthrough

Leaf (found on ground)
Give leaf to kacia for campnorth shirt
Give shirt to vince for drawing
give drawing to tomfulp for award
give award to nick for stress ball
give ball to evark for coffee
give coffee to uberbarista for arctic monkeys cd
give cd to arnar for glasses
give glasses to chris rabbit for pet rock
give rock to zyphonee for match
give match to skunkyfluffy for 1st half of pick

muffin (found on ground)
give muffin to superdeagle for top hat
give top hat to michael hurst for flashlight
give flashlight to wade for domain name
give domain name to the endless crew for benadril
give pill to brian wilson for oil
give oil to k-guare for puzzle piece
give puzzle piece to alec for ice cream
give ice cream to kevin for gum
give gum to frencho for soda
give soda to wafflecake12 for second half of pick

give both pick halves to john

List of people in it
SevenSeize
Vince (Magical-Zorse)
John Van Deusen
Fluffkomix
K-Guare
Turtleco
Frencho
Kevin
Zyphonee
SkunkyFluffy
Superdeagle
Wade Fulp
Wafflecake12
Malachy
aviewaskewed
Stafffighter
Alec-D
Kacia
Arnar (tt)
Brian Wilson
Tom Fulp
Chris Rabbit
Evark
Michael Hurst
UberBarista

Have fun, kids

You know what I really hate?
People who obsess over being scouted in the art portal
I see them all the time,

People making threads asking to be scouted
people making newsposts asking to be scouted
people leaving messages on the front page asking to be scouted
It's fucking pathetic.
Everywhere I go I see:

"liek zomg, could sum1 scout my stuffs plox"
"SCOUT ME NAO!!!"
"Could someone please scout me"
"Please take a look at my art and scout me"

These people are so hell bent on being scouted just so they can have a little authority and be able to scout others. You people make me sick.
The only point in being scouted it to brag and say: "LOL I'm so much better than you because one person liked my art"
So, don't think that you have to be scouted, if your artwork is any good (it most likely isn't) then someone will come along and scout you. Be fucking patient.

TL;DR
Don't obsess over being scouted, you're just making yourself look like a pathetic loser

IE Troubles
Also, I was gonna put up a cool picture of Fluffkomix, but Since I'm stuck using shitty internet explorer, I can't upload anything to NG. (it won't let me)

But Fluffkomix helped me get it uploaded so you all can see :3

I'm sorry tom, but I had to expose your secret. The good people of newgrounds deserve to know!

This thread is epicly lulzworthy, I suggest you read all of the posts
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/11 09025

How many boards
would the Mongols hoard
if the Mongol hordes
got bored?

As many boards
as the Mongol hordes
would hoard,
should the Mongol horde
get bored.

But if the Mongol hordes
got bored,
and the Mongol hordes
would hoard boards,
should the Mongol hordes
hoard the boards?

Maybe as many boards
as the Mongol hordes
should hoard,
rather than would hoard
should the Mongol hordes
get bored.

Don't Tell Sophie's new album came out on Friday, you should seriously go buy it or listen to it. (if you live in washington)

Hide the Reefer Medal Guide
Medal 1: Safe Smoker - Type in the following items:
open window
take eyedrops
use eyedrops
put out joint
throw out joint
drink coffee
open door

Medal 2: You got Caught
Open the door without getting rid of all the evidence

Medal 3: Burninator
open window
take eyedrops
use eyedrops
drink coffee
throw out joint
open door

Medal 4: Chain Smoker
open window
take eyedrops
use eyedrops
drink coffee
open door

Medal 5: Mary Jane's Addiction
smoke joint

Medal 6: Window Jumper
jump out window

Medal 7: Quitter
die

Medal 8: Speedy
get rid of all the evidence in under 30 seconds

Medal 9: Bad Move
hassle the hoff

And no, Mayonnaise is not an instrument.......

Also, check out this cool photoshop I made of bubbles :3

Hey everyone, I just submitted Seven's Adventure So you guys should totally play it.
Also, all of the ad revenue is going to charity, wasn't that nice of me?
EVERYONE, GO TO THAT LINK http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/10 99010

LASTLY
Here's a list of everyone that's going to make an appearance in the next one.
(in a random order)
SevenSeize (obviously)
john van deusen
vince (Magical-Zorse)
nick (fluffkomix)
k-guare
The Endless Crew (Malachy, Staffighter, AViewAskewed)
alec (xXxAlecxXx)
kacia (from campnorth)
brian wilson
Tom Fulp
chris rabbit
Evan (Evark)
Michael Hurst
frencho
kevin (KevnSevn)
pablo (Zyphonee)
skunkyfluffy
superdeagle
Wade Fulp
wafflecake12
uberbarista
arnar (tt)
A few more might be added, but probably not

here's the cheats for freelancer rpg
don't forget, if you click on the sailboat painting, you can change your name

*desktop codes* (the ones in bold are the ones I suggest you try because they're cool)
Vince
Nick
Magical-Zorse
Fluffkomix
Campnorth
Chef
Sirtom93
Bubbles
Joe
Lime
Luis
DOMO
CastleCrasher
Bluebaby
Lonely Forest
Zorsey
duchednier
Hippo
MichaelHurst
Frencho
Zyphonee
SevenSeize
K-Guare
Kevin (I updated this one because of a request by kevin)
zrb
LordZeebmork
LatinClock
Kwing
xXxAlecxXx
tt
Sarahmander
Mustard
Kacia
Nath
SPace
Raviolifox
Bryce
Relish

*first time codes*
(you can only put these in at the beginning)

advertisingho - start the game with 10,000 dollars
KayToTheGuare - start the game with 500 actionscript skill
peopleknowme - start the game with 300 rep
straightA - start the game with 500 intelligence
oldster - start the game on day 500
iJoinedin02 - start the game with 20,000 posts
emanueleF - start the game with 1000 tutorials
sumidiotdude - start the game with 1000 reviews
fluffycomics - start the game with 1000 animation skill

so, yea

This is kinda short notice, but I'm gonna be in vancouver (not B.C.) for the next couple weeks.
So, ummmm,
bye.
oh and, if you're wondering, nick. We're stilling waiting for a bid.

Hey everyone, my internet connection is really sucking lately, so I'm not gonna be on newgrounds as much until I get it fixed.

Oh, and today's my birthday, so..............leave me a comment. Or not. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Love, Magical-Zorse